10 Strong Signs You are Reading This Damn Article Right Now


We have a special process of determining whether people reading our articles or not. We wanted to check it’s working so this is the Beta testing of our process that will prove 100% that you are reading this damn article. But how can we be certain that you’re reading this article right now? This algorithm gives us the signs:

1. You’re damn sure you’re reading this article right now.

Being damn sure you’re reading this article right now is the first and good sign that you may actually be reading this article right now.

2. You’re very sure you’re reading this article right now.

Being very sure you’re reading this article right now is a good sign that you may actually be reading this article right now.

3.  You see these words right now.

This is also a strong sign.

4. The last word you read was was

Again, very very strong sign.

5. And now it’s it’s

Yup. That’s a big sign right there.

6. You’re still damn sure you’re reading this article right now

Another strong sign.

7. You’re still very sure you’re reading this article right now

Oh yes. Big sign ^ 2.

8. When you ask another person in the room with you if you are reading this article right now and they respond, “yes”

They’re probably not lyin’

9. You remember clicking the link to this article

Not only a big sign, but a great life memory to have.

10. You are reading this article right now.

A great sign that you’re probably reading this article right now.

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